my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp
→ Chris Pratt as Lester Watts in Deep in the Valley
"Because, and you listen close, Steven. You always stand up.”
The unsung heroes.
When was the last time you cried? Ah, I don’t know. I cry a lot.
please stop making comics about the stereotypical jock boy beating up the stereotypical nerd boy and somehow incorporating love. do not write them under posts about physical indicators of soulmates (glowing chests, names on wrists) and better yet, don’t reblog that shit when you see it!
stop living in this weird fantasy world where anyone’s secretly meant to be with their abuser forever. I can’t believe this is a text post I need to make
The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.
i want to live there