Anthony Mackie photographed by Gregg Delman
ME EVERY DAY
I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah
ALSO YOU JUST IMPLICITLY COMPARED CAPTAIN AMERICA TO NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM YOU GIGANTIC NERD
It’s such a perfect comparison tho. *sobs quietly*
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT?!
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.