Anonymous said:

whenever you accept prompts again: steve/bucky grinding while hella drunk. thats it thats the prompt.


bonesbuckleup:

(I’m sorry for what’s about to happen here)

"Oh my God," Bucky says, words slurring a bit, "Oh my God.”

"Right?" says Steve, well and truly smashed on some sort of Asgardian something that Thor brought.  "S’crazy, isn’t it?"

"And you just," Bucky says, gesturing wildly, almost taking out a lamp with his metal arm.  "And then just - and you - and that’s it?

"Yeah!" Steve says.  He hauls Bucky along behind him.  "C’mon, c’mon I gotta - you’re gonna love this, I swear, it’s the best part of the future.  The best part.

An hour later, Tony walks into the living room and asks, “Why does it smell like coffee in here?”

The other Avengers all point wordlessly towards the kitchen.  Tony, hesitating for a minute, walks in to find Steve and Bucky laughing to the point of near incoherency, surrounded by what’s got to be at least twelve pounds of ground coffee beans.

"Oh my God," Bucky says, pressing the button.  The electric coffee grinder rumbled to life, whirring as it shredded the beans to powder.  "Steve, oh my God.

"Right?" Steve says, waving his arms.  "Right?”


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crooked-shades:

"The Eighth Doctor shouldn’t be counted as a/The Doctor."

"Peter Capaldi is too old to be the Doctor!"

"I’m a Dweek!"

"Rose wasn’t a good companion."

"Classic Who is terrible."

"David Tennant are the only good Doctors."

"I skipped Nine."

Me:

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fuckyeahsexeducation:

condomdepot:

strangevixen:

Got some safety garment fabric for everyone!! #limited #sleepwear & #partywear pieces available this week for #afropunk #strangevixens #condom #safetyfirst

We want some prom dresses made out of this!

I NEED THIS. I NEED LOTS OF FABRIC LIKE THIS. I NEED TO MAKE OUTFITS OUT OF THEM. I NEED TO BECOME THE SEX EDUCATION VERSION OF MS. FRIZZLE.

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barefootawareness:

No I cant do calculus.. but I can tell you why you should eat an avacado a day, why you need to be hugged for a minute straight , I can tell time by the sun and use the stars as my compass. I know what tea to give you for what flu symptom and I can show you how old the trees are. Which berries not to eat. How to make a crown of daisies. Why you need to stop, and breathe. And love.


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And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.
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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible


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piratesparrow:

potcmeme: [2/6] characters
      Lieutenant Theodore Groves (Jack Sparrow’s biggest fan)

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#this is a queue

bradleyjizzames:

merlin au: arthur, merlin, morgana, and gwen run the top technology firm in the world

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kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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comealongraggedypond:

The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.


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I either need to give the school 1,681 by the 11th orrrr i’m out on my ass

welp



Boromir’s riddle

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erejearmin:

brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies


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#deanbenny